Woody’s Chalkboards

I don’t have an attitude; I have a personality you can’t handle

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

I’ve never understood decimals. I can’t see the point.

We’ll all get along fine as soon as you realize I’m right

I do my daily exercises weekly

Nursery rhymes confuse me

If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me

If you’re looking for me, I just left

When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice

Just say no to innuendo

I know you are, but what am I?

I don’t know, I don’t care, and it doesn’t matter anyway.

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

I was behind when I showed up

Can I use my double points coupon today?

Werewolves are real; Dracula told me so

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