Panic now and avoid the rush
Don’t listen to me; I am confused
I’m sorry you have to see me like this
D.J.‘s mix it up
Never get in a spitting contest with a llama
Never turn your back on a charging turtle
In my family tree, I’m the sap
Keep talking
I always yawn when I'm listening
Ordinary people live and learn. I just live.
If money can’t buy happiness, I guess you’ll just have to rent it
I can handle pain until it hurts
Live teddy bears are the best
I’m more like the Professor than the Skipper
I loved Lovey more than Ginger and Mary Ann
Everything I need to know I got from Gilligan’s Island
New Jersey Nyets dead yet? Way! Outlaw’s here
New King James version revealed tonight
It’s not what you say in your argument, it’s how loud you say it
The ultimate reason is “because”
I’m objective; I object to everything
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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