Woody’s Chalkboards

I don’t know, I don’t care, and it doesn’t matter anyway.

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

I was behind when I showed up

Can I use my double points coupon today?

Werewolves are real; Dracula told me so

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Chalkboard shut down until Woody wins #335

I never ever speak in absolutes

2 of the voices in my head don’t speak English

Lefties have rights too

Old magicians never die. They just disappear.

Magic is a vanishing art

Can I pay my VISA off with my library card?

I shop like a bull. I charge everything.

My only domestic quality is that I live in a house

Don’t laugh. Someday I’ll be in charge.

It’s as bad as you think and they are out to get you

If you can read this, thank your teacher

I’m so broke I can’t even pay attention.

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