Keep off the concrete
Please leave on your shoes
Beware of good dog
Trespassers will be hugged
You get what you settle for
Private Sign
Do Not Read
It’s lonely at the top but you eat better
Either I get what I want or I change my mind
You can’t steal 2nd with your foot on 1st
You can’t fall off the floor
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My mom thinks I’m at the library every day during this show
Now is NOT a good time to annoy me
Every show is the dawn of a new error
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
Just because it’s a well-known fact doesn’t mean it’s true
The Internet is now closed. Please log off.
A well done medium is rare
Sit back and enjoy the chaos
I should have worn a helmet in little league
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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