Everything I need to know I got from Gilligan’s Island
New Jersey Nyets dead yet? Way! Outlaw’s here
New King James version revealed tonight
It’s not what you say in your argument, it’s how loud you say it
The ultimate reason is “because”
I’m objective; I object to everything
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd
Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy
If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly
Your lucky color has faded
No matter where you go, you’re almost there
Adults are just kids with money
My rules apply only to other people, not me
Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.
Imagination is the foundation of reality
Why should I grow up? This is more fun!
Hugs don’t feel as good on the computer
Life without bears would be unbearable
No shirt no shoes bad service
In order to be somebody, you must first be yourself
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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