Life is tough; get a helmet
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do
Producers must wash hands after ATH
Keep out, or you will be let in
Keep off the concrete
Please leave on your shoes
Beware of good dog
Trespassers will be hugged
You get what you settle for
Private Sign
Do Not Read
It’s lonely at the top but you eat better
Either I get what I want or I change my mind
You can’t steal 2nd with your foot on 1st
You can’t fall off the floor
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My mom thinks I’m at the library every day during this show
Now is NOT a good time to annoy me
Every show is the dawn of a new error
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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