I’d win everyday if I was the only panelist
I fought Chuck Norris, and it was pretty much a draw
I use lead-based chalk!
Wanna do something? I’m board.
I might flip, but I won’t flop
ATH scoring is as legit as the WWE
Donuts make the best bracelets
My best friends are imaginary
Blackboard is a free agent
Woody is nothing without me
I’m on a hunger strike in between meals
I can’t even afford a poorboy sandwich
My get up and go got up and went
Yelling is the only exercise I get
I wasn’t late today; I was early for tomorrow
I want to supply my own questions
I’ll bet you a dollar you read this
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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