Woody’s Chalkboards

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong

Just because it’s a well-known fact doesn’t mean it’s true

The Internet is now closed. Please log off.

A well done medium is rare

Sit back and enjoy the chaos

I should have worn a helmet in little league

I’d win everyday if I was the only panelist

I fought Chuck Norris, and it was pretty much a draw

I use lead-based chalk!

Wanna do something? I’m board.

I might flip, but I won’t flop

ATH scoring is as legit as the WWE

Man at work

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody. [pic]

Donuts make the best bracelets

I’ve tested positive for geneius

Note: “geneius” [sic] [pic]

My best friends are imaginary

Blackboard is a free agent

I’d be better off without this guy

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Woody is nothing without me

I’m on a hunger strike in between meals

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