My rules apply only to other people, not me
Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.
Imagination is the foundation of reality
Why should I grow up? This is more fun!
Hugs don’t feel as good on the computer
Life without bears would be unbearable
No shirt no shoes bad service
In order to be somebody, you must first be yourself
Life is tough; get a helmet
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do
Producers must wash hands after ATH
Keep out, or you will be let in
Keep off the concrete
Please leave on your shoes
Beware of good dog
Trespassers will be hugged
You get what you settle for
Private Sign
Do Not Read
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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