Woody’s Chalkboards

Warning
Do not cross

What do hobbyists do for fun?

My 3 favorite months are Septober, Octember, and Decober

Back to life...
Back to Reali-ty

Reali should score on the curve

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

I demand my 10% senior point allowance

If I am here to help others, what exactly are the others here for?

Do rose gardners play around the thorn?

A corndog is a hotdog with a delicious sweater

Unicorns are real; a leprechaun told me so

I’m against picketing; I just don’t know how to show it

I’m an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.

I think the freezer deserves a light, too

I am not repetitive or redundant

Everyone has a right to be stupid. I just abuse the privilege.

I’m not sure, but I think I don’t know

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant

Dorothy got lost in Oz because 3 men were giving her directions

Tell me what you believe, and I’ll tell you where you’re going wrong.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

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