Donuts make the best bracelets
My best friends are imaginary
Blackboard is a free agent
Woody is nothing without me
I’m on a hunger strike in between meals
I can’t even afford a poorboy sandwich
My get up and go got up and went
Yelling is the only exercise I get
I wasn’t late today; I was early for tomorrow
I want to supply my own questions
I’ll bet you a dollar you read this
I’ve tried all the early bird specials
When alone, I’m the smartest person in the room
Last night I dreamed I had insomnia
The mute button violates the first amendment
5 out of 4 dentists recommend ATH
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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