Everyone has a right to be stupid. I just abuse the privilege.
I’m not sure, but I think I don’t know
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Dorothy got lost in Oz because 3 men were giving her directions
Tell me what you believe, and I’ll tell you where you’re going wrong.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas
Meetings: The practical alternative to work
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted
A toast to bread, for without bread, there would be no toast
How do people with multiple personalities fill out their census papers?
The truth is out there. So what are you doing here!
I put the “fun” in disfunctional
My mind is closed for repairs
Now accepting coupons + compliments
I don’t live in fantasy; I only work there
Do catfish have nine lives?
If silence is a weapon, then I am defenseless!
Life takes its toll. Bring change.
Young at heart, slightly older in other places
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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