Woody’s Chalkboards

Authors always write me off

I’ll start listening when Cowlishaw stops talking

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.

Scary thought: I’m the smart one on this panel

I don’t write incomplete sentences since the

I have fans in all 53 states

Confirmed on Mythbusters

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

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Do not cross

What do hobbyists do for fun?

My 3 favorite months are Septober, Octember, and Decober

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Back to Reali-ty

Reali should score on the curve

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

I demand my 10% senior point allowance

If I am here to help others, what exactly are the others here for?

Do rose gardners play around the thorn?

A corndog is a hotdog with a delicious sweater

Unicorns are real; a leprechaun told me so

I’m against picketing; I just don’t know how to show it

I’m an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.

I think the freezer deserves a light, too

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