The panel needs a mute button
Chalk is cheap
Blackboard chalks in its sleep
I don’t care about apathetic people
Accountants can count on me!
Please explain the scoring system again
Authors always write me off
I’ll start listening when Cowlishaw stops talking
Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.
Scary thought: I’m the smart one on this panel
I don’t write incomplete sentences since the
I have fans in all 53 states
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Warning
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What do hobbyists do for fun?
My 3 favorite months are Septober, Octember, and Decober
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Back to Reali-ty
I demand my 10% senior point allowance
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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