Woody’s Chalkboards

Chopped Cabbage
Not just a good idea, it's the slaw

I was on a roll, until I slipped on the butter

How did the “Keep off the grass” signs get there?

When all is said and done, more is said than done

Citywide speling bee champ

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody [pic]

Doing this show is not really work, but it’s still considered a job

Due to lack of interest, today has been postponed

A single fact can spoil a good argument

It’s bad luck to be superstitious

I think, therefore I am overqualified

You’d be paranoid, too, if they were all out to get you

0 days without a Lost time accident

Don’t rush me, I’m making mistakes as fast as I can

Don’t you just hate rhetorical questions?

Note: During the introductions, Woody held up three blackboards and said, “Here’s the secret…just like Lassie, we have four blackboards”. [pic]

The facts, though interesting, are irrelevant

No electrons were harmed in the creation of this message

It’s gonna be like threading a needle with a haystack

People laugh because I’m different, I laugh because they’re all the same

Math problems? Call 0800-[(12x)(-y3)]-xy2.3

I don’t get even, I get odder.

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