Woody’s Chalkboards

If I am here to help others, what exactly are the others here for?

Do rose gardners play around the thorn?

A corndog is a hotdog with a delicious sweater

Unicorns are real; a leprechaun told me so

I’m against picketing; I just don’t know how to show it

I’m an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.

I think the freezer deserves a light, too

I am not repetitive or redundant

Everyone has a right to be stupid. I just abuse the privilege.

I’m not sure, but I think I don’t know

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant

Dorothy got lost in Oz because 3 men were giving her directions

Tell me what you believe, and I’ll tell you where you’re going wrong.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas

Meetings: The practical alternative to work

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted

A toast to bread, for without bread, there would be no toast

How do people with multiple personalities fill out their census papers?

The truth is out there. So what are you doing here!

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