Whenever I go near a bank I get withdrawl symptoms
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines
Don’t listen to what I say; listen to what I mean
A calculator is a product you can count on!
Meantime: hate o’clock
The difference between a a champ and a chump is U
Note: Double ‘A’ again [pic]
Dermatologists often make rash statements
My calendar’s days are numbered
I am built for sloppy, not for speed
Love means never winning at tennis
Pickle
Cucumber in trouble
Commentator:
A talking spud
Baldness is the cure for dandruff
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
Artist: What a TV director thinks he is
Sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions
I have not yet begun to procrastinate
Don’t act like you’re not impressed
I am disappointment in you’re grammar
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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