Woody’s Chalkboards

I put the “fun” in disfunctional

My mind is closed for repairs

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I don’t live in fantasy; I only work there

Do catfish have nine lives?

If silence is a weapon, then I am defenseless!

Life takes its toll. Bring change.

Young at heart, slightly older in other places

Chopped Cabbage
Not just a good idea, it's the slaw

I was on a roll, until I slipped on the butter

How did the “Keep off the grass” signs get there?

When all is said and done, more is said than done

Citywide speling bee champ

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody [pic]

Doing this show is not really work, but it’s still considered a job

Due to lack of interest, today has been postponed

A single fact can spoil a good argument

It’s bad luck to be superstitious

I think, therefore I am overqualified

You’d be paranoid, too, if they were all out to get you

0 days without a Lost time accident

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