Who’s your paddy?
Not only am I perfect, I’m Irish too!
Are the voices in my head bothering you?
“I have a split personality” said Tony being frank
Better to understand a a little than to misunderstand a lot
Note: Not sure if the double ‘A’ was intentional or a typo.
Nylons give women a run for their money
Beethoven was so deaf he thought he was a painter
Debate: Babble instead of battle
Mermaid: A deep she fish
Country music is three chords and the truth
My other car is a UFO
Relish today. Ketchup tomorrow.
You can trust fiction, but not facts
Thesaurus: A dinosaur with a big vocabulary
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
I'm back by popular
DEMAND
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence
Frankly, scallop, I don’t give a clam
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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