I don’t get even, I get odder.
Me a skeptic? I hope you have proof
Note: Due to a power problem, my DVR wasn’t able to record ATH. Thanks to Jiayi for sending this to me.
Before they invented ESPN, what was the purpose of sports bar?
Note: Due to a power problem, my DVR wasn’t able to record ATH. Thanks to Jiayi for sending this to me.
Before they invented blackboards, where did they write sayings?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Men are from Earth.
Women are from Earth.
Deal with it.
Bald Eagle:
Large bird too vain to buy a hairpiece
Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesday?
Driveway: Where you park
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Why is the building at the airport called “terminal”?
Why are they called buildings when they’re already built?
Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
I’m planning to be more spontaneous in the future
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
Mind like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 39 states
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
Sometimes when I’m alone, I Google myself.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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