Woody’s Chalkboards

I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you

Monday, April 12, 2010

No President of the United States was an only child

Friday, April 2, 2010

The electric chair was invented by a dentist

Friday, April 2, 2010

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories (per hr)

Friday, April 2, 2010

OHW SI LARENEG
ERULIAF, DNA
YHW SI EH
GNIDAER YM KSID?

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Note: “Who is general failure, and why is he reading my disk?”

For April Fools Day, ATH went backwards, starting with Woody winning the Showdown and moving backwards from there.

LETNI
EDISNI...
LOOF SI
EDISTUO

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Note: “Intel inside… fool is outside”

For April Fools Day, ATH went backwards, starting with Woody winning the Showdown and moving backwards from there.

EHT
NOITAMROFNI
TNEW ATAD
YAW

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Note: “The information went data way”
Arrow pointing away from Woody.

For April Fools Day, ATH went backwards, starting with Woody winning the Showdown and moving backwards from there.

Whenever I go near a bank I get withdrawl symptoms

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Don’t listen to what I say; listen to what I mean

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

A calculator is a product you can count on!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Meantime: hate o’clock

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The difference between a a champ and a chump is U

Tuesday, March 30, 2010