Artist: What a TV director thinks he is
Sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions
I have not yet begun to procrastinate
Don’t act like you’re not impressed
I am disappointment in you’re grammar
Who’s your paddy?
Not only am I perfect, I’m Irish too!
Are the voices in my head bothering you?
“I have a split personality” said Tony being frank
Better to understand a a little than to misunderstand a lot
Note: Not sure if the double ‘A’ was intentional or a typo.
Nylons give women a run for their money
Beethoven was so deaf he thought he was a painter
Debate: Babble instead of battle
Mermaid: A deep she fish
Country music is three chords and the truth
My other car is a UFO
Relish today. Ketchup tomorrow.
You can trust fiction, but not facts
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
Advertisement