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A performer who makes more than his or her agent

Hollywood Marriage: Much “I do” about nothing

Digital Scroller: Say goodnight Gracie

Hollywood Pal: Someone who is always around when he needs you

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Kristen Fowler, Benjamin Bustos, Manny Thayne, Leia Joy, Chine, Patrick Hart, Adam Lombard, Denielle Nadau, Dominic Dezzutti, Heather Domko, Matt McGarrity, Christa Arvantes

Academy Awards: A place where everyone lets off esteem

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Matt Taylor, Bobby Ferrara, Robert Mitton, Cathy Noel, Greg Hopper, James Mirsky, Jeff McDonald, Kevin Ceigersmidt, Rich Southcott, Karl Rohner, Frank Maketa, Karl Celarier

Fine print: A clause for suspicion

Digital Scroller: twitter.com/woodypaige

I used to be indecisive, but I’m not sure now

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Ryan Hook, Regis Univ., Ozzie Roach, Curtis Anderson, Shawn Pischke, Anthony Acampora

ESP-N programming for psychics

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Kenny Lyle, Mike Meservey, Doug Deutsch, Alan McNally, Kwame Nkrumah Acheampong

Reali: Support your local search and rescue—get lost!

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Digital Scroller: twitter.com/woodypaige

Today’s subliminal message is:

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Nathan McQuary, Jeremy Smith, Tyler Metzger, DC/MD/VA

The best things in life are duty-free

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Jimmy Delach, Michael Huntley, Noah Ai, Kelly McGuire, Roberto Luongo, Matt De Caire, Javis Varnado

I plead contemporary insanity

Digital Scroller: Word of the day is beardo: A weirdo with a beard

I am not a pessimist, but my future looks bleak

Digital Scroller: Early bird special: Tony’s adobo dry rub personality

Stop illitrissy now!

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Niels Neeskens, Daniel Gonzales, Jordon Angstadt, Chris Torrens, Nick Seatons, Resurrection Boys, Manny and Diane

Hire a teenager now—while he still knows everything

Digital Scroller: Early bird special: Veal Jayccata with Garlic bruisechetta

I am logged in, therefore I am

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Danny Connor, Matt Marino, Notorious BID, Meester Fonnyboy, Stephan Valis, Vehement Kabullseye Salmon

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional

Digital Scroller: Word of the day is badify: To make something worse

hAS aNYONE sEEN mY cAPSLOCK kEY?

Digital Scroller: Early bird special: Jackie’s all you can eat pasta and mullanara sauce $3.99

Give blood—play hockey

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Corey Rich, Nicholas N., Don’t Trade Vinny, Cagney Guttilla, Rhymin Ryan, JG, James McKinnie, Frank Tyler, Chad Hyde, Collin Leadbeater

Don’t confuse me with facts, my mind’s already cluttered enough!

Digital Scroller: Word of the day is Gaudy: See Vegas, Las.

Air pollution is a mist-demeaner

Digital Scroller: Early bird special: Oysters Rockefeller ala Cowlisauce

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