Dermatologists often make rash statements
My calendar’s days are numbered
I am built for sloppy, not for speed
Love means never winning at tennis

Pickle
Cucumber in trouble

Commentator:
A talking spud

Baldness is the cure for dandruff
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
Artist: What a TV director thinks he is
Sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions
I have not yet begun to procrastinate
Don’t act like you’re not impressed
I am disappointment in you’re grammar
Who’s your paddy?
Not only am I perfect, I’m Irish too!
Are the voices in my head bothering you?
“I have a split personality” said Tony being frank
Better to understand a a little than to misunderstand a lot

Note: Not sure if the double ‘A’ was intentional or a typo.

Nylons give women a run for their money
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