Beethoven was so deaf he thought he was a painter
Debate: Babble instead of battle
Mermaid: A deep she fish
Country music is three chords and the truth
My other car is a UFO
Relish today. Ketchup tomorrow.

Information Fee
Know charge

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You can trust fiction, but not facts
Heavily medicated for your safety

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody [pic]

Thesaurus: A dinosaur with a big vocabulary
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

I'm back by popular
DEMAND

Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence
Frankly, scallop, I don’t give a clam

*STAR*
A performer who makes more than his or her agent

Hollywood Marriage: Much “I do” about nothing

Digital Scroller: Say goodnight Gracie

Hollywood Pal: Someone who is always around when he needs you

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Kristen Fowler, Benjamin Bustos, Manny Thayne, Leia Joy, Chine, Patrick Hart, Adam Lombard, Denielle Nadau, Dominic Dezzutti, Heather Domko, Matt McGarrity, Christa Arvantes

Academy Awards: A place where everyone lets off esteem

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Matt Taylor, Bobby Ferrara, Robert Mitton, Cathy Noel, Greg Hopper, James Mirsky, Jeff McDonald, Kevin Ceigersmidt, Rich Southcott, Karl Rohner, Frank Maketa, Karl Celarier

Fine print: A clause for suspicion

Digital Scroller: twitter.com/woodypaige

I used to be indecisive, but I’m not sure now

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Ryan Hook, Regis Univ., Ozzie Roach, Curtis Anderson, Shawn Pischke, Anthony Acampora

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