316 Wins

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

Digital Scroller: twitter.com/woodypaige

English kidney bank: Liverpool

Digital Scroller: Word of the day is pimposterous: Unbelievably smooth

When’s ATH win leader day?

Digital Scroller: Half off everything at the Adande lounge **closing sale**

Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: George Washington, John Adams, Woodrow Wilson, Elaine Wu, Usher, Jim Armstrong, Priscilla Lopez, Brandon Finney, Frank Cardenas

Laissez le bon temp rouler

Note: "Let the good times roll" (source)

Let Lombardi Gras begin

Note: The Saints won the Super Bowl the day before.

Life’s a beach and so is Mariotti
My hotel room

Note: Woody’s in Miami for the Super Bowl and had a little arrow pointing at a hotel in the background. [pic]

For lunch I had a Mark Cuban sandwich

Note: Mark Cuban is the owner of the Dallas Mavericks. A cuban, aka cubano, is a type of sandwich (which is totally awesome!)

My view is better than Mariotti’s

Note: Woody and Mariotti were in Miami and in the same studio.

I am Miami
MYAMI

Note: Woody was in Miami for the Super Bowl. Woody and Mariotti were in the same studio and Mariotti claimed he was close enough to steal Woody’s chalkboard and that he was going to.

Cross-eyed teacher’s can’t control their pupils

Digital Scroller: Word of the day is pityplause: The applause one receives out of pity

Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer

Digital Scroller: Today’s special: Mariotti’s famous mini manicotti and bullonese sauce

Successful dieters might win the nobelly prize

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Karen Logan, Erik Fontanez, Shaheed M., Brian Madden, Cory Thursday, Herbie Montemayor, Eric Wright, Chris Peak, Football Diner, Mariah Carey

Some people don’t like food going to waist

Digital Scroller: Today’s Special: Plaschetti and meatballs with extra cheese

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Punxsutawney Phil, Meanlino Brothers, mitchav59, don’thatebehated, champ0321, kelsoheathen, its-esbee

314 wins

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Digital Scroller: twitter.com/woodpaige

Flying these days is a frisky business

Digital Scroller: Word of the day: Gray-Lo = A woman too old to dress like J-Lo

7 days without a pun makes one weak

Note: They did something really weird today...during ‘Buy or Sell’, Tony Reali was asking if they can remember a time when the senior bowl dropped someone’s stock more than this year’s did to Tim Tebow, and they cut in a clip of Woody from last Thursday’s ‘showdown’ saying, “Let's just move on, can we?”. In the clip, his chalkboard was as captured, but prior to that cut and after that cut, his chalkboard displayed today’s “pun”.

Digital Scroller: Soup of the day: Cowlislaw broth and beans

California smog test: can UCLA?

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Taylor Swift, Andrew Bauhs, Caryn Smotrilla, Lake Mary H.S., Brian Davis, Jeff Clark, Clastro, Mommy and Max, Dana Dee, Mr. Prolific

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