Woody’s Chalkboards

314 wins

A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability

Digital Scroller: Now serving

Acupuncture is a jab well done

Digital Scroller: Grool: Cool and good mixed together (OK, where did the "R" come from?)

Small people are in short supply

Digital Scroller: "Shout-out to Ben Bestos, Jeff Hollingsworth, Johnny Damon, Conan O'Brien"; it changed mid-segment to "99 Billion Served"

What you seize is what you get

Digital Scroller: Regrab: To grab again

A hangover is the wrath of grapes

Note: Woody added a scrolling digital sign under the chalkboard that said, "Send tweets to twitter.com/woodypaige"

Those who hate classical music have my symphony

2 silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat

Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended

I didn’t escape. I got a day pass.

Love can be a touchy feely subject

An eye for an eye leaves the world blind

Coaches usually have a goal in mind

Sea captains don’t like crew cuts

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress

Gardeners always know the ground rules

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

Note: There was a very small “BB” in the lower right corner of the blackboard. [pic]

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