Woody’s Chalkboards

I’m not lost, I just don’t know where I am

2 types of people: those who finish what they start and

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking

Rumors go in one ear and out of many mouths

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much

A word to the wise isn’t important. Words to the stupid host matter.

Computers can do things really fast, like get you angry

I must confess, I was born at a very early age

Everything I can’t find, I know is in a very secure place

Don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce

The best things in life are not things

I childproofed my house…but they still get in

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

I don’t need no educashun

Criticizing is easy, watch me do it

Not to care for philosophy is to be a true philosopher

Never kick a man unless he’s down

Don’t make me call out my flying monkeys

I can resist everything except temptation

I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were chump-change.

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