Note: During the introduction, Woody claimed he would shave his beard if he could make it through the show without a mute. Tony immediately muted him.
Note: During the opening, he revised his previous day's statement and declared that he would shave if Tony let him win once.
Note: During the introductions, Woody claimed he would not comb or shave until he won again. After the introductions, when asked about it, he claimed he would not comb or shave until he wins two in a row. (he sort of looks like an older Jim Gaffigan to me) [pic]
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show.
Quip: Dear Santa,
I can explain...
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobics
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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