Those who hate classical music have my symphony
2 silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended
I didn’t escape. I got a day pass.
Love can be a touchy feely subject
An eye for an eye leaves the world blind
Coaches usually have a goal in mind
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress
Gardeners always know the ground rules
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
Note: There was a very small “BB” in the lower right corner of the blackboard. [pic]
I’m not lost, I just don’t know where I am
2 types of people: those who finish what they start and
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking
Rumors go in one ear and out of many mouths
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much
A word to the wise isn’t important. Words to the stupid host matter.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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