Woody’s Chalkboards

Do Plaschke’s friends play “Around the Forlorn”?

Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show.

Do baby doctors play “Around the Born”?

Do people from Nebraska play Around the Corn?

Do wildebeest have a show called Around the Horns?

If you love me, honk your Around the Horn

Starring in movie remake of “Blackboard Jungle”

Walk the walk
Talk the talk
Chalk the chalk

Sorry about Monday. Got hung up in Cabo.

Note: Reference to the fact that there was no Chalkboard on Nov. 30.

Never look back unless you’re planning to go that way

A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything

Insanity is hereditary, you can get it from your kids

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players?

The two most common elements on this show are hydrogen and stupidity

My homework is like a steak—rare and never well done

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them

Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear

I'm not into working out.
My philosophy:
No pain
No pain

Food is an important part of a balanced diet

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