Computers can do things really fast, like get you angry
I must confess, I was born at a very early age
Everything I can’t find, I know is in a very secure place
Don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce
The best things in life are not things
I childproofed my house…but they still get in
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
I don’t need no educashun
Criticizing is easy, watch me do it
Not to care for philosophy is to be a true philosopher
Never kick a man unless he’s down
Don’t make me call out my flying monkeys
I can resist everything except temptation
I’m sorry. My fault. I forgot you were chump-change.
I wear the pants in the family, and the brains on this show
Do not disturb. I’m disturbed enough already.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway.
Life is not a box of chocolates. It’s a bag of nuts.
Life in not a bowl of cherries. It’s the pits.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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