Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
First take will always be cold pizza to me
Note: “Cold Pizza” was a show on ESPN2 that Woody was co-host of for a while.
If at first you don’t succeed, go to 2nd base
Do sailors play Around Cape Horn?
Did General Custard play Around the Big Horn?
Note: I’m not sure if Woody’s joking or not, so, in the interest of being historically accurate, the famous General at The Battle of the Little Big Horn was “Custer”, not “Custard”.
Do seamstresses play Around the Torn?
Do players in D.C. play “Around the Zorn”?
Note: Zorn = Jim Zorn, the head coach of the Washington Redskins.
Do Plaschke’s friends play “Around the Forlorn”?
Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show.
Do baby doctors play “Around the Born”?
Do people from Nebraska play Around the Corn?
Do wildebeest have a show called Around the Horns?
If you love me, honk your Around the Horn
Starring in movie remake of “Blackboard Jungle”
Sorry about Monday. Got hung up in Cabo.
Note: Reference to the fact that there was no Chalkboard on Nov. 30.
Never look back unless you’re planning to go that way
A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything
Insanity is hereditary, you can get it from your kids
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway