Woody’s Chalkboards

Blackboard has gone to the pool

Tony is moderator of debait & switch

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

I’m ESPN’s PEZ dispenser

While Sarah talks I eat Snickers and I snicker

Note: Sarah = Sarah Spain, another panelist

Laugh at me, Reali, and the world laughs with you. Mute me, and you mute alone

Yes, I do pound sand – in bunkers and at beach

Don’t bet on me to win today. You’ll see why soon

I’m not doing a deep dive today; I’m going much deeper

I’m the chairman of the chalkboard; Reali is hair apparent

When you rip me on Twitter spell “you’re” correctly

Will NBA playoffs MVP get invitation to Disney World?

I have split personalities. Allow me to introduce my selves

I’d agree with Sarah today, but we’d both be wrong

My back hurts from carrying this show

My pet parrot stopped talking to me

My books are smarter than Tony Reali’s books

My local baker went on vacation. Call it loaf management

Better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit

Spent hours looking for phone using flashlight on my phone

Treat strangers like you treat your dog

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