Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence
Frankly, scallop, I don’t give a clam

*STAR*
A performer who makes more than his or her agent

Hollywood Marriage: Much “I do” about nothing

Digital Scroller: Say goodnight Gracie

Hollywood Pal: Someone who is always around when he needs you

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Kristen Fowler, Benjamin Bustos, Manny Thayne, Leia Joy, Chine, Patrick Hart, Adam Lombard, Denielle Nadau, Dominic Dezzutti, Heather Domko, Matt McGarrity, Christa Arvantes

Academy Awards: A place where everyone lets off esteem

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Matt Taylor, Bobby Ferrara, Robert Mitton, Cathy Noel, Greg Hopper, James Mirsky, Jeff McDonald, Kevin Ceigersmidt, Rich Southcott, Karl Rohner, Frank Maketa, Karl Celarier

Fine print: A clause for suspicion

Digital Scroller: twitter.com/woodypaige

I used to be indecisive, but I’m not sure now

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Ryan Hook, Regis Univ., Ozzie Roach, Curtis Anderson, Shawn Pischke, Anthony Acampora

ESP-N programming for psychics

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Kenny Lyle, Mike Meservey, Doug Deutsch, Alan McNally, Kwame Nkrumah Acheampong

Reali: Support your local search and rescue—get lost!

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Digital Scroller: twitter.com/woodypaige

Today’s subliminal message is:

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Nathan McQuary, Jeremy Smith, Tyler Metzger, DC/MD/VA

The best things in life are duty-free

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Jimmy Delach, Michael Huntley, Noah Ai, Kelly McGuire, Roberto Luongo, Matt De Caire, Javis Varnado

I plead contemporary insanity

Digital Scroller: Word of the day is beardo: A weirdo with a beard

I am not a pessimist, but my future looks bleak

Digital Scroller: Early bird special: Tony’s adobo dry rub personality

Stop illitrissy now!

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Niels Neeskens, Daniel Gonzales, Jordon Angstadt, Chris Torrens, Nick Seatons, Resurrection Boys, Manny and Diane

Hire a teenager now—while he still knows everything

Digital Scroller: Early bird special: Veal Jayccata with Garlic bruisechetta

I am logged in, therefore I am

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Danny Connor, Matt Marino, Notorious BID, Meester Fonnyboy, Stephan Valis, Vehement Kabullseye Salmon

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional

Digital Scroller: Word of the day is badify: To make something worse

hAS aNYONE sEEN mY cAPSLOCK kEY?

Digital Scroller: Early bird special: Jackie’s all you can eat pasta and mullanara sauce $3.99

Give blood—play hockey

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Corey Rich, Nicholas N., Don’t Trade Vinny, Cagney Guttilla, Rhymin Ryan, JG, James McKinnie, Frank Tyler, Chad Hyde, Collin Leadbeater

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