4 out of 5 voices in my head say “Go for it”

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Lindsey Vonn, Shani Davis, Terry Bleeks, Elanor Kennedy, Phillip Clifford, Randi Lynn Evans

A pediatrician is a doctor of little patience

Digital Scroller: Word of the day is fojo: female mojo

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking

Digital Scroller: Lunch special: Jackie mac and cheese with a side of chowder

I fix tires for a flat rate

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Brad Davenport, Mike Salas, Scott Pimm, Shaun White and the double-McTwist

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

Digital Scroller: Lunch special: Wojo Sauerkraut and smoked pork kielbosso $5.99

Gasoline with carrot juice, you get beta mileage

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Fat Tuesday, Bode Miller, happy bday John McEnroe and Ice-T, Austin Parker, Mark and Luann Lester, BC Works

316 Wins

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

Digital Scroller: twitter.com/woodypaige

English kidney bank: Liverpool

Digital Scroller: Word of the day is pimposterous: Unbelievably smooth

When’s ATH win leader day?

Digital Scroller: Half off everything at the Adande lounge **closing sale**

Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: George Washington, John Adams, Woodrow Wilson, Elaine Wu, Usher, Jim Armstrong, Priscilla Lopez, Brandon Finney, Frank Cardenas

Laissez le bon temp rouler

Note: "Let the good times roll" (source)

Let Lombardi Gras begin

Note: The Saints won the Super Bowl the day before.

Life’s a beach and so is Mariotti
My hotel room

Note: Woody’s in Miami for the Super Bowl and had a little arrow pointing at a hotel in the background. [pic]

For lunch I had a Mark Cuban sandwich

Note: Mark Cuban is the owner of the Dallas Mavericks. A cuban, aka cubano, is a type of sandwich (which is totally awesome!)

My view is better than Mariotti’s

Note: Woody and Mariotti were in Miami and in the same studio.

I am Miami
MYAMI

Note: Woody was in Miami for the Super Bowl. Woody and Mariotti were in the same studio and Mariotti claimed he was close enough to steal Woody’s chalkboard and that he was going to.

Cross-eyed teacher’s can’t control their pupils

Digital Scroller: Word of the day is pityplause: The applause one receives out of pity

Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer

Digital Scroller: Today’s special: Mariotti’s famous mini manicotti and bullonese sauce

Successful dieters might win the nobelly prize

Digital Scroller: Shout-out to: Karen Logan, Erik Fontanez, Shaheed M., Brian Madden, Cory Thursday, Herbie Montemayor, Eric Wright, Chris Peak, Football Diner, Mariah Carey

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