Woody’s Chalkboards

I’m just here to establish an alibi

DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE
I knew you would

My advice is to never listen to my advice

That’s a terrible idea. What time?

Tony doesn’t need Google. He can ask me

I pressed spacebar. I’m still on Earth

I’m here what are your next 2 wishes

You can’t be late if you don’t show up

I’ve made smarter love choices than Pilot Pete

I’ve stopped being friends with my mime. He won’t speak to me

I wanted to be shepherd. I like their pie. But I’m too sheepish

Here I go again. Ride starts now! Keep hands inside car at all times

My madness is not limited to March

Best “Rocky Balboa” quotes? I had 3. All were cut from movie

Panelists have combined age of 257 and ATH record of 1714.5-5140 and a WAR of -357.8

Four panelists today used to close bars together. Meeting today for early-bird buffet

I own a condo inside Reali’s mind

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

I’m afraid of getting fired during commercial break. Stay tuned

My 30 seconds today goes without saying

Went to trampoline center. Was thrown out by bouncer

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