Woody’s Chalkboards

Walk the walk
Talk the talk
Chalk the chalk

Sorry about Monday. Got hung up in Cabo.

Note: Reference to the fact that there was no Chalkboard on Nov. 30.

Never look back unless you’re planning to go that way

A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything

Insanity is hereditary, you can get it from your kids

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players?

The two most common elements on this show are hydrogen and stupidity

My homework is like a steak—rare and never well done

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them

Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear

I'm not into working out.
My philosophy:
No pain
No pain

Food is an important part of a balanced diet

More lightning round please

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture

This is not an optical illusion, it only looks like one

Today’s Show: 30 Rack

Please, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.

Don’t eat clowns. They taste funny.

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