If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching ESPN by candlelight.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Monday, November 9, 2009
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on
Monday, November 9, 2009
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die.
Monday, November 9, 2009
I HATE NEGATIVE PEOPLE
Friday, November 6, 2009
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious
Friday, November 6, 2009

Power Corrupts
Absolute power is kind of neat

Thursday, November 5, 2009
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you
Thursday, November 5, 2009
My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot
Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Dear Tony
I don't QUIT!
-Love Woody

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Note: I believe he was making a reference to the very end of the previous day’s show. At the sign-off of the show, they showed a wide shot of the studio with all four monitors visible, and Woody held up his chalkboard, but it was too small and it was too quick to be able to read it. I assume he wrote that he quit.

I smile…because I have no idea what’s going on.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
There is no sincerer love than the love of food
Monday, November 2, 2009
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Monday, November 2, 2009
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Monday, November 2, 2009

R.I.P.
The Wizard of Oz

Friday, October 30, 2009

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The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Thursday, October 29, 2009

Note: From one of my favorite books, “The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”.

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