Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious

Power Corrupts
Absolute power is kind of neat

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you
My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot

Dear Tony
I don't QUIT!
-Love Woody

Note: I believe he was making a reference to the very end of the previous day’s show. At the sign-off of the show, they showed a wide shot of the studio with all four monitors visible, and Woody held up his chalkboard, but it was too small and it was too quick to be able to read it. I assume he wrote that he quit.

I smile…because I have no idea what’s going on.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
There is no sincerer love than the love of food
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

R.I.P.
The Wizard of Oz

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The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Note: From one of my favorite books, “The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”.

Auntie Em,
Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.
—Dorothy

The most powerful force in the universe is gossip
Just smile and nod
I wanna live ‘til I die, no more, no less.
If it ain’t broke, you’re not trying
When in doubt, mumble
College: $100 for a book. $300 to prove you read it.
There aren’t enough days in the weekend
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