Checked my spam. Got email from Hormel, which makes Spam.
I hope everyone is glued to the TV for this show. Stick with us.
If I’m behind by only five points, I should be in showdown
Giannis, you block shots, I tell the jokes
Sold one of my cars to buy gas for the other
Think I know where my lost hot iron is, but I can’t put my finger on it

I’m juiced for the big orange.

Brady comeback, and kind of fool can see, Bucs can’t live without you
In high school I was voted most likely to get 0 followers
When younger generation rewrites history it will be misspelled and have no punctuation
Am I the only grocery shopper who can’t open produce plastic bags?
My tolerance for stupid panelists is very low today. Stay tuned…
As I stare into the mirror I say ‘That can’t be right’
I replied to my friend’s wedding invitation: Can’t come. Maybe next time

My bucket list:

  1. Buy legal pad to list my bucket list.
Growing up was the worst idea I ever had. So I haven’t.
My inside NFL sources are Uber driver and pizza delivery guy
Want my computer to respond: Nice try on password. Close enough
Before every ATH I tell myself to win. Myself never listens.
I’m drinking today from my cooper cup.
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