Today is National Thinking Day, I think.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Fruita(co.) High School should nickname teams De Lumes.
College football team should have deodorant as nickname. Roll on, state.
I mistakenly got on the treadmill holding scissors.
Installing mirrors is a job I could see myself doing.
Making cuddly teddy bears is a job that I can wrap my arms around.
Save your “Happy New Year” for next year or the year after.
I’m considering charisma bypass surgery.
Tony, please explain the scoring system. Asking for 500,000 friends.
I’m living in a perpetual time warp.
I am slow to speak, but quick to not listen to Reali.
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
A penny for Plaschke’s thoughts seems pricey.
Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show
I call Wednesdays “Chump Day” as reference to other panelists.