Brady comeback, and kind of fool can see, Bucs can’t live without you
In high school I was voted most likely to get 0 followers
When younger generation rewrites history it will be misspelled and have no punctuation
Am I the only grocery shopper who can’t open produce plastic bags?
My tolerance for stupid panelists is very low today. Stay tuned…
As I stare into the mirror I say ‘That can’t be right’
I replied to my friend’s wedding invitation: Can’t come. Maybe next time
Growing up was the worst idea I ever had. So I haven’t.
My inside NFL sources are Uber driver and pizza delivery guy
Want my computer to respond: Nice try on password. Close enough
Before every ATH I tell myself to win. Myself never listens.
I’m drinking today from my cooper cup.
I’m available for NFL GM interviews for $5
Tony penalizes me for disconcerting distractions
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
My love for fellow Coloradans in Boulder County fires who lost a thousand homes
In 2022 at the end of the day te bottom line will be what I bring to the table on ATH
The reindeer that ran over grandma charged with targeting
This year I am giving everyone on this show the fruitcakes I got from people last Christmas