Give thanks Thursday for social distancing 600 miles from relatives
Today I stuff 3 turkeys: Clinton, Tim, Frank. Tony is gravy

Note: Clinton = Clinton Yats, another panelist on the show. Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show. Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show. Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

If I win award for being lazy, I will send Tony to get it

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

When this is over, I still want you to distance
I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve forgotten how old I am
If I score less than 35 points, I’m demanding a recount
My superpower is I’m superstitious
Kanye 60K votes? I’m running next time
I voted. You still have time
I’m in best shape of my life. Round is a great shape.
Sarcasm is my only redeeming quality
Don’t follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls
Blackboard has gone to the pool
Tony is moderator of debait & switch

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

I’m ESPN’s PEZ dispenser
While Sarah talks I eat Snickers and I snicker

Note: Sarah = Sarah Spain, another panelist

Laugh at me, Reali, and the world laughs with you. Mute me, and you mute alone
Yes, I do pound sand – in bunkers and at beach
Don’t bet on me to win today. You’ll see why soon
I’m not doing a deep dive today; I’m going much deeper
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