Woody’s Chalkboards

Reali treats me like AA batteries. I’m never included

For Valentine’s Day I’m sending telekinetic gifts. It’s the thought that counts

Everybody wants to see “my name” on the blackboard. “My Name”

Nothing to see here today. Move on to Woody’s face

Glued my eyes shut. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it

Getting you forget-me-nots for valentine’s. Please remind me

My favorite times of every day, hands down, are 6:30

It’s unfair that you can mute me with your remote, too

I’ve always wanted to be a monk, but got no chance

I’ve just been voted to Hall of Mediocre (unanimously)

Kindergarten cop got me for resisting a rest

I miss NFL Runnerup Bowl. Titans-Packers? Who you got?

Should I talk about sodium today? Na

Math wiz daughter explained infinity to me. She went on forever

I prefer monorails. I have a one-track mind

When Tony speaks Akkadian, he does like to Babylon

Tony asked to imitate flamingo today, but I put my foot down

I fell into upholstery machine, but I’m recovered

Want to start pro hide-and-seek league, but good players are tough to find

I just bought rare 17th century painting. I’m baroque

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