Woody’s Chalkboards

Snow ice cream recipe: Vanilla extract, sugar, white, not yellow, snow

Just saw “Knives Out” preview. Very sharp

I sold my homing pigeon today on eBay for the 16th time

I do crunches every day. Bacon.
Crunch, crunch, crunch

If cauliflower is on pizza, anything is possible

My mind is independently owned and operated

I have thesaurus

~~throat~~

pharynx

Thought I was talking to Alexa. It was a tuna fish can

Mony talks. To me it says “Good-bye”

My take-home pay is not enough to take me home

My dentist and my manicurist fight tooth and nail

I will say something today that will be confusing…even to me

Memo to math: Don’t bother me. Solve your own problems

Got email about ham, pork, preservatives.
It was spam

Parallel parking tip:
Park somewhere else

I offer you opinions for free. Offer void in states where prohibited

Tony says I need professional help. OK. Chef, driver, housekeeper

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

All my bills say “outstanding”. Glad I’m good at something

Baseball playoffs should be in mornings. I could stay up for extra innings

My proverb:
Rush hour drivers in hurry to get home and do nothing

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