Glued my eyes shut. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it
Getting you forget-me-nots for valentine’s. Please remind me
My favorite times of every day, hands down, are 6:30
It’s unfair that you can mute me with your remote, too
I’ve always wanted to be a monk, but got no chance
I’ve just been voted to Hall of Mediocre (unanimously)
Kindergarten cop got me for resisting a rest
I miss NFL Runnerup Bowl. Titans-Packers? Who you got?
Should I talk about sodium today? Na
Math wiz daughter explained infinity to me. She went on forever
I prefer monorails. I have a one-track mind
When Tony speaks Akkadian, he does like to Babylon
Tony asked to imitate flamingo today, but I put my foot down
I fell into upholstery machine, but I’m recovered
Want to start pro hide-and-seek league, but good players are tough to find
I just bought rare 17th century painting. I’m baroque
My 2020 Goal:
fewer mutes,
more cowbell
Pay no attention to closed-captioning. Misquotes me
I’ve been nice this year Santa. Viewers might disagree
Seems like I’m roasting on an open fire today
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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