Baby Yoda adopting I am
When “check engine” light comes on, I think “maybe next week”
My strength of schedule on ATH this year is not strong
If in doubt, analytics
Who’s your daddy, turkey?
I won’t be dressing 4 Thanksgiving. I will be stuffing…my face
Snow ice cream recipe: Vanilla extract, sugar, white, not yellow, snow
Just saw “Knives Out” preview. Very sharp
I sold my homing pigeon today on eBay for the 16th time
I do crunches every day. Bacon.
Crunch, crunch, crunch
If cauliflower is on pizza, anything is possible
My mind is independently owned and operated
I have thesaurus
pharynx
Thought I was talking to Alexa. It was a tuna fish can
Mony talks. To me it says “Good-bye”
My take-home pay is not enough to take me home
My dentist and my manicurist fight tooth and nail
I will say something today that will be confusing…even to me
Memo to math: Don’t bother me. Solve your own problems
Got email about ham, pork, preservatives.
It was spam
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