Woody’s Chalkboards

Go big or go home? I can’t take a nap at big

When I need something, I can’t find it. When I find it, I don’t need it

I used to sow wild oats. Today I ate shredded wheat

I don’t like redundancies. They are repetitive

In Hawaii I go fat-dipping

If you don’t like my opinions, fill out the proper forms

We are not in Kansas anymore, Toto

I blessed the rains down in Africa - Toto

Pros and cons of cooking:
Pros - The food
Cons - The cooking

Three hardest things to say:
I need help.
I’m sorry.
Worcestershire sauce.

Clerk said I needed more change. I told him I can’t

I have a fear of giants. Feefiphobia

Today’s show has all the earmarks of an eyesore

I think I can hear myself think

I had Miami of Ohio plus 70. So close

Checked myself into hokey pokey rehab center, and I turned myself around

Nobody else has 599.5 of anything

I’m actually a lot weirder in person

Spetember is suicide prevention awareness month.
1-800-273-TALK

We must never forget the memory of 9/11

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