Woody’s Chalkboards

I’m not often wrong, but when I am wrong, it’s the wrongest of all-time wrongs. Right?

I want one viewer to stay up all night thinking only about me

Pier 17 in Manhattan is the cause for all my troubles

Note: Tony Reali, the host of ATH, is in the studio located near Pier 17

My senior thesis about using less paper was 2,400 pages

Tony can’t mute me today if I whisper and speak Latin

KB will be the professor in Gilligan’s Island reboot. Imagine Mina as Mary Ann

I must do a butter job on my diet

I feel inhibited because I think people are watching me

Summary of my life: Ctrl-Alt-Del

Chase is inevitable. I have a drawer full of pennies and dimes

Sometimes I feel stupid. Then I listen to Stugotz

Note: Stugotz is another panelist on the show

I keep clicking the space bar, but, sadly, I’m still on Earth

I don’t follow instructions. I didn’t come here to read

I dreamed I had insomnia. Woke up and couldn’t sleep

Colorado has been voted fifth best state. Need a clue why?

I’m trying to find “ATH - The Lost Episodes”

My studio is the size of a water closet. Without a toilet

I keep my friends close, Reali in New York

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Stand by for my exit velocity

I have a new launch angle to try on Tony

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

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