Woody’s Chalkboards

Jeopardy category: Fools named Stugotz

Note: Stugotz was another panelist on this episode

I held sign at airport today that said:
“Godot”

Cut me some slack. I’m doing my best

This blackboard may include sensitive content

Note: some words censored [pic]

Early to bed, early to rise, Ben Franklin? Go fly a kite!

I’m not easy on the eyes. Or the ears. But I smell good

I am a professional puntificator

My world-famous chili recipe:
Open can. Heat. Eat

In B or S I’m crossing to the dork side

Welcome to the game of clones! Arya ready?

Warning!
Don’t step on my guard dog

I have a better chance of being drafted than winning this show

I’m just here for the points and the snacks

Linkedin just emailed me. I’m qualified as Sherwin-Williams color mixer

Once a pun a time far away and long ago

A shout-out to all my peeps.

Note: Drawing of four yellow marshmallow Peeps

I’m young in Galapagos giant tortoise years

I’m milk of magnesia intolerant

I’m not lost. I’m a professional explorer

Warning! This panelist will get frequent mutes today

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