I don’t follow instructions. I didn’t come here to read
I dreamed I had insomnia. Woke up and couldn’t sleep
Colorado has been voted fifth best state. Need a clue why?
I’m trying to find “ATH - The Lost Episodes”
My studio is the size of a water closet. Without a toilet
I keep my friends close, Reali in New York
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
Stand by for my exit velocity
I have a new launch angle to try on Tony
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
If a stranger sits next to you, say: “Did you bring the money?”
I always thought it would take a lot longer to get to 73
I asked a bank clerk to check my balance. He pushed me over
In my defense I was left unsupervised as a child
It’s not a sport if you ride in a cart, drink, eat, smoke and lie about your score
Miss White just left Colonel Mustard for Professor Plum. No clue why
If you get a call you don’t want, say: “Hello, you’re on the air”
I didn’t fall. I was checking to see if gravity works
Never say “It goes without saying,” then say it
I don’t argue with Sarah. I just mentor her on how to be right
Note: Sarah = Sarah Spain, another panelist on the show
I didn’t know you award points at home. I shouldn’t have been told