My guardian angel just gave me two weeks notice
I would act my age, but I’ve never been this age before
Have a nice weekend, as if I care
Congratulations to the 8 speling bee champs
I specialize in paranormal activity
I don’t have time and crayons to explain myself to you
He was a dark and stormy knight
When I lose today I want participation ribbon and parting gifts
If I can be on TV, so can you. Send for my brochure. $11,538
No animals were hurt during the making of this show. My feelings were
I woke up on wrong side of bed today. In the wrong house
My lousy car won’t autocorrect
The Knicks shouldn’t buy lottery tickets this week
Jeopardy category: Fools named Stugotz
Note: Stugotz was another panelist on this episode
I held sign at airport today that said:
“Godot”
Cut me some slack. I’m doing my best
Early to bed, early to rise, Ben Franklin? Go fly a kite!
I’m not easy on the eyes. Or the ears. But I smell good
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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