Woody’s Chalkboards

I am a professional puntificator

My world-famous chili recipe:
Open can. Heat. Eat

In B or S I’m crossing to the dork side

Welcome to the game of clones! Arya ready?

Warning!
Don’t step on my guard dog

I have a better chance of being drafted than winning this show

I’m just here for the points and the snacks

Linkedin just emailed me. I’m qualified as Sherwin-Williams color mixer

Once a pun a time far away and long ago

A shout-out to all my peeps.

Note: Drawing of four yellow marshmallow Peeps

I’m young in Galapagos giant tortoise years

I’m milk of magnesia intolerant

I’m not lost. I’m a professional explorer

Warning! This panelist will get frequent mutes today

Buying Powerball tickets is my retirement plan

If you have to choose between bacon and being skinny, do you choose applewood?

I don’t take the Rockies for granite

I’m having people over for dinner. They asked what they could bring. I said “dinner”

I want to spend the rest of my life laughing

My family’s menu had two choices:
take it or leave it

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