Add mayo to your guacamole! You’ll love it and me
Don’t believe everything you think
2,600 shows, 5,280 blackboards
Mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter
My hamster is smarter than your honor student
I’m on two diets. Allows me to eat twice as much
I wanted to run away and join the circus. My dad said he would drive me
My pet lizard has reptile dysfunction
I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up
I do all my own stunts, but not intentionally
My childhood was awful. Forced to watch Lawrence Welk with parents
Is Tony my enemy? Asking for a friend
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
You should eat 1,200 calories a day. More at night
Why does it cost $2 to put air in my tires? Inflation
More interested in night light than night life, baby
I’m not on vegan diet. Vegas diet. All-you-can-eat buffets
I just bought two copies of “How To Solve Half Of Your Problems In One Day”
I’m great at being patient. I just can’t do it for very long
Sting has disappeared. The Police have no lead
Happy New Year! Let’s get it right in 2019
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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