Woody’s Chalkboards

I like to break my Reece’s pieces into real pieces

I like to break my Reece’s pieces into real pieces

Can’t ATH afford a chair for Reali?

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH. The new ATH set has Reali standing and walking around

The door is ajar. The jar is never adoor

My origami startup folded

I needed a xray on my wrist. Couldn’t get into hospital, so went to airport

Don’t you despise someone who answers his own questions? I do

Nothing makes me happier than winning ATH. I always get nothing

Spoiler alert! Milk in my refrigerator for 3 months

Invisible fan wants to meet me today. I can’t see him

Met a man named wi-fi. But we had no connection

My two favorite words:
senior discount

Should my daughter tell her dog he’s adopted?

Pavlov always forgot to feed his dog

I bought a puzzle that said 2-6 years. I did it in 1

Tequila, it’s what’s for dinner!

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot

I was diagnosed as color blind. It came completely out of the green

Welcome, Jorge
fresh meat-and-greet-and-beat
love, 576.5

Note: Jorge = Jorge Sedano, a new panelist on the show.

Pilates? I thought you said pies and lattes

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