Woody’s Chalkboards

I started Pita. I want to protect all breads

I had lunch with a vegan. Let’s meat again

I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you

I talk to myself before ATH. I need expert advice

Thesaurus favorite “Wizard of Oz” character? Antonym

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls

Add mayo to your guacamole! You’ll love it and me

Don’t believe everything you think

2,600 shows, 5,280 blackboards

Mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter

My hamster is smarter than your honor student

I’m on two diets. Allows me to eat twice as much

I wanted to run away and join the circus. My dad said he would drive me

My pet lizard has reptile dysfunction

I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up

I do all my own stunts, but not intentionally

My childhood was awful. Forced to watch Lawrence Welk with parents

Is Tony my enemy? Asking for a friend

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

You should eat 1,200 calories a day. More at night

Why does it cost $2 to put air in my tires? Inflation

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