Dear A. B.:
Call me Mr. Big Mouth
My daughter thinks I have a real job
I have two words for you. Two words
I burned 2,000 calories yesterday. Left the brownies in the oven too long
I can keep a secret. The people I tell it to can’t
I want to go to another planet and make circles in their crops
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I started Pita. I want to protect all breads
I had lunch with a vegan. Let’s meat again
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you
I talk to myself before ATH. I need expert advice
Thesaurus favorite “Wizard of Oz” character? Antonym
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls
Add mayo to your guacamole! You’ll love it and me
Don’t believe everything you think
2,600 shows, 5,280 blackboards
Mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter
My hamster is smarter than your honor student
I’m on two diets. Allows me to eat twice as much
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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