Woody’s Chalkboards

I said, “Hey Alexa” to Siri, but she’s giving me the silent treatment

I, for I, like roman numerals

I’d rather spend the day in Strawberry Fields than on Penny Lane

A bad analogy is like a bad analogy

Happy Thanksgiving turkeys

Please hand me a stick

I like to break my Reece’s pieces into real pieces

I like to break my Reece’s pieces into real pieces

Can’t ATH afford a chair for Reali?

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH. The new ATH set has Reali standing and walking around

The door is ajar. The jar is never adoor

My origami startup folded

I needed a xray on my wrist. Couldn’t get into hospital, so went to airport

Don’t you despise someone who answers his own questions? I do

Nothing makes me happier than winning ATH. I always get nothing

Spoiler alert! Milk in my refrigerator for 3 months

Invisible fan wants to meet me today. I can’t see him

Met a man named wi-fi. But we had no connection

My two favorite words:
senior discount

Should my daughter tell her dog he’s adopted?

Pavlov always forgot to feed his dog

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