My superpower is I’m superstitious
Kanye 60K votes? I’m running next time
I voted. You still have time
I’m in best shape of my life. Round is a great shape.
Sarcasm is my only redeeming quality
Don’t follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls
Blackboard has gone to the pool
Tony is moderator of debait & switch

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

I’m ESPN’s PEZ dispenser
While Sarah talks I eat Snickers and I snicker

Note: Sarah = Sarah Spain, another panelist

Laugh at me, Reali, and the world laughs with you. Mute me, and you mute alone
Yes, I do pound sand – in bunkers and at beach
Don’t bet on me to win today. You’ll see why soon
I’m not doing a deep dive today; I’m going much deeper
I’m the chairman of the chalkboard; Reali is hair apparent
When you rip me on Twitter spell “you’re” correctly
Will NBA playoffs MVP get invitation to Disney World?
I have split personalities. Allow me to introduce my selves
I’d agree with Sarah today, but we’d both be wrong
My back hurts from carrying this show
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