Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do
I am the most humble guy you’ll ever meet
I said, “Hey Alexa” to Siri, but she’s giving me the silent treatment
I, for I, like roman numerals
I’d rather spend the day in Strawberry Fields than on Penny Lane
A bad analogy is like a bad analogy
Happy Thanksgiving turkeys
I like to break my Reece’s pieces into real pieces
I like to break my Reece’s pieces into real pieces
Can’t ATH afford a chair for Reali?
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH. The new ATH set has Reali standing and walking around
The door is ajar. The jar is never adoor
My origami startup folded
I needed a xray on my wrist. Couldn’t get into hospital, so went to airport
Don’t you despise someone who answers his own questions? I do
Nothing makes me happier than winning ATH. I always get nothing
Spoiler alert! Milk in my refrigerator for 3 months
Invisible fan wants to meet me today. I can’t see him
Met a man named wi-fi. But we had no connection
My two favorite words:
senior discount
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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