Woody’s Chalkboards

Spoiler alert! Milk in my refrigerator for 3 months

Invisible fan wants to meet me today. I can’t see him

Met a man named wi-fi. But we had no connection

My two favorite words:
senior discount

Should my daughter tell her dog he’s adopted?

Pavlov always forgot to feed his dog

I bought a puzzle that said 2-6 years. I did it in 1

Tequila, it’s what’s for dinner!

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot

I was diagnosed as color blind. It came completely out of the green

Welcome, Jorge
fresh meat-and-greet-and-beat
love, 576.5

Note: Jorge = Jorge Sedano, a new panelist on the show.

Pilates? I thought you said pies and lattes

If you don’t like the blackboard put duct tape over that part of the TV

I play a mean game of pickleball. I’m considered a big dill

Sign on my TV:
“Built in antenna”.
What is that country?

I used to be apathetic. Now I just don’t care anymore

Sarah has me confused with someone who cares about her opinion

Note: Sarah = Sarah Spain, another panelist on the show

I wear throw-back clothes every day. That’s all I have in the closet

My younger sister wanted to be an only child

Guy asked to be friends again. I said, “Why make the same mistake twice?”

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