I found something in my closet from 20 years ago that still fits. Scarf
When your doctor puts on rubber gloves, you do it, too
My toe’s only function is to hit furniture
If you’re buying Smart Water, it’s not working
Geologist Charles Darwin was a rock star
I’m not a mad scientist. I’m a PO’ed panelist
(Insert your own quote. I’m tired of doing it for you)
I’m allowed to by hypocritical, but you’re not
Who invented the asterisk?
Aristarchus*
*Me
“I” before “E” except after “C”. Scientists disagree
I thought about cutting my sodium intake but I was like, na
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do
I am the most humble guy you’ll ever meet
I said, “Hey Alexa” to Siri, but she’s giving me the silent treatment
I, for I, like roman numerals
I’d rather spend the day in Strawberry Fields than on Penny Lane
A bad analogy is like a bad analogy
Happy Thanksgiving turkeys
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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