Yesterday I saw a guy spill all of his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Creating a new TV show about hammerhead losing on purpose:
Shark Tanking
My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and has never had a customer. All that time and nothing to chauffeur it
President’s Day is just a sad reminder my wallet is filled with pictures of only the first one
According to my neighbor’s journal, I have “boundary issues”
I’m not the type of person to distance myself from anything…
far from it
Keyara Allen, would you please go to the Union Springs prom with me?
Love ~ Daniel J Mallon II
Chalkboard available for birthday parties. I’ll bring the clown
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses. How the stables have turned
A lot of conflict in the wild west could have been avoided if they had built their towns big enough for another person
I just had a once in a lifetime experience. I’ll never be doing that again
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2AM. Can you believe it, 2AM? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me
Nothing good happens at 3AM, including my sleep
6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down
I’ve expanded my skills. I can now forget what I’m doing while I’m actually doing it
Why do they put 4 wheels on shopping carts when only 3 of them ever work?
If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
If
you can
read this
you don't
need glasses
unless
you're already wearing them
then I guess you do need glasses
afterall
I
insist on
prefection
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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