Spoiler Alert!
The milk in my fridge is 2 weeks past its expiration date
The meaning of life?
The period between birth and death
The credit card company called me and said my bill was a year old. I said,
“Happy Birthday!”
After exercising, I eat six doughnuts.
Just kidding!
I don’t exercise
Limbo champion walks into a bar…
he’s disqualified
I avoid clichés like the plague with every fiber of my being
Don’t underestimate me…
unless you’re trying to guess my age or weight
There are two types of people in this world:
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.