For those of you who didn’t get the first chalkboard, it was a pumpkin and a knife. Get it? Pumpkin carving
7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror. As you might imagine, today is a big day for me
Limbo champion walks into a bar…
he’s disqualified
Procrastination is a good thing. You’ll always have something to do tomorrow and nothing to do today
The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself
I avoid clichés like the plague with every fiber of my being
People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome
What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question with a joke?
Don’t underestimate me…
unless you’re trying to guess my age or weight
Not only am I the master of suspsense, but I
There are two types of people in this world:
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
Thoughts and prayers to all those effected by the tragedy in Las Vegas
Paisley Thursday is back by despite popular demand
Shoutout Winners: @notfamouskyle'swife @ericstenske @hakeemfiz
I tried to change my password to beef_stew, but it wasn’t stroganoff
I ate a shepard’s pie for lunch. He was very upset about it.
That’s not lint on my coat…well, maybe some
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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