I’ll admit, I’m not perfect, but what did the horse I rode in on do?
I just read a list of “100 things to do before you die.” I was surprised “yell for help” wasn’t on the list
My Bucket List
- 4 drumsticks
- 3 sides of mashed potatoes with gravy
- 6 biscuits
Woody’s Tip Of The Day:
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics
I was so poor I couldn’t pay attention. So I’m stupid, too
I’ve gotten to that age where nothing fits right any more. Even my birthday suit needs ironing
Words will open a lot of doors for you. Push and pull
I woudln’t be who I am if I wasn’t what I am
Yesterday, I screwed in a lightbulb. Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
I love ATH viewers unconditionally, with a few conditions
Always remember to be nice to the people who have access to your toothbrush
Today, I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived
Don’t let the solar eclipse darken your day
Mind over matter, except my mind doesn’t matter
Eve said to Adam:
“You’ve been like this since day 1.”
Woody’s Tip Of The Day:
If you forget your date’s name, take them to Starbucks
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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