I was so poor I couldn’t pay attention. So I’m stupid, too
I’ve gotten to that age where nothing fits right any more. Even my birthday suit needs ironing
Words will open a lot of doors for you. Push and pull
I woudln’t be who I am if I wasn’t what I am
Yesterday, I screwed in a lightbulb. Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
I love ATH viewers unconditionally, with a few conditions
Always remember to be nice to the people who have access to your toothbrush
Today, I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived
Full lunar eclipse of the blackboard
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Don’t let the solar eclipse darken your day
What really happens during a solar eclipse
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Mind over matter, except my mind doesn’t matter
There are so many scams these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them
The amount of people who confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me
Ice cream is cheaper than therapy
I used to be great at wordplay, once a pun a time