There are so many scams these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them
The amount of people who confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me
Ice cream is cheaper than therapy
I used to be great at wordplay, once a pun a time
Learn how to spell. Autocorrect isn’t always write
I just bought a pack of toilet paper. That’s $10 down the toilet
“When the heck did I say that?” - Simon
One of my many excellent qualities is how humble I am
I prefer my kale with a silent “K”
Using latin phrases to sound smart is my modus operandi
Reali thinks I pay no attention to him. I think that’s what he said
You call them curse words, I call them sentence enhancers
If violets were burgandy, poetry would be much more challenging
Wrestling:
A sport where people without pants fight for a belt
Picking your nose doesn’t make you a bad person. It’s what you do after that defines you
The “I” before “E” rule is weird
It’s 3:08PM.
Wait a minute…
no it’s not
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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