I have lots of hidden talents. I just can’t find them
Never go to a doctor whose plants have died
They call it a “selfie” because “narcisseitie” is too hard to spell
Yes, it hurt when I fell from heaven
Today I’m giving my best opinion by telepathy…
as you know
Procrastination is a dish best served eventually
You know what I hate?
People who answer their own questions
“Memory foam pillow fights”:
That’s one fight you’ll never forget
If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving
I’ve never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in on Google Earth really fast
My life coach just informed me that I didn’t make the team
May the cinco be with you
Life is a soup, and I’m a fork
I want my tombstone to say, “It didn’t make me stronger.”
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five to six times just to be sure
With enough preparation, I can be very spontaneous
I hate it when I see an old person and realize they were a year behind me in school
If one piece of bacon takes nine minutes off your life, I should have died in 1953
I am getting many offers from men wanting to be my driver, butler, etc. Obviously, they didn’t quite get the meaning
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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