Learn how to spell. Autocorrect isn’t always write
I just bought a pack of toilet paper. That’s $10 down the toilet
“When the heck did I say that?” - Simon
One of my many excellent qualities is how humble I am
I prefer my kale with a silent “K”
Using latin phrases to sound smart is my modus operandi
Reali thinks I pay no attention to him. I think that’s what he said
You call them curse words, I call them sentence enhancers
If violets were burgandy, poetry would be much more challenging
Wrestling:
A sport where people without pants fight for a belt
Picking your nose doesn’t make you a bad person. It’s what you do after that defines you
The “I” before “E” rule is weird
It’s 3:08PM.
Wait a minute…
no it’s not
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know
The time travelers meeting scheduled for today will now be held last Thursday
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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