The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
There are 2 reasons why I would never drink toilet water:
number 1 and number 2
Paper cut:
A tree’s final moment of revenge
The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers
Young at heart. Slightly older in other places
I lost the spelling bee because I couldn’t spell ‘covfefe\’
I have lots of hidden talents. I just can’t find them
Never go to a doctor whose plants have died
They call it a “selfie” because “narcisseitie” is too hard to spell
Yes, it hurt when I fell from heaven
Today I’m giving my best opinion by telepathy…
as you know
Procrastination is a dish best served eventually
You know what I hate?
People who answer their own questions
“Memory foam pillow fights”:
That’s one fight you’ll never forget
If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving
I’ve never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in on Google Earth really fast
My life coach just informed me that I didn’t make the team
May the cinco be with you
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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