Woody’s Chalkboards

If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving

I’ve never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in on Google Earth really fast

My life coach just informed me that I didn’t make the team

May the cinco be with you

Life is a soup, and I’m a fork

May the fourth be with you

I want my tombstone to say, “It didn’t make me stronger.”

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five to six times just to be sure

With enough preparation, I can be very spontaneous

I hate it when I see an old person and realize they were a year behind me in school

If one piece of bacon takes nine minutes off your life, I should have died in 1953

I am getting many offers from men wanting to be my driver, butler, etc. Obviously, they didn’t quite get the meaning

I just burned 3,000 calories.
I left the cookies in the oven too long.

I need professional help…
a driver, a butler and a massage therapist

I generally avoid temptation, unless I can’t resist it

Starting today, whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits Reali

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Pasteurize:
Too far to see

If you weigh 200 pounds on Earth, you’ll weigh 75 pounds on Mars. You’re not overewight, you’re on the wrong planet.

Trattoria Il Panino’s
soup of the day:
“soup du jour”

Visit the bracket champ David Ledbury, at Trattoria Il Panino in Boston North End

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