Fountain of youth jokes never get old
I cirrusly love clouds
We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people
Don’t bring yarn and a needle to a battle of wits, Pablo
Note: Pablo = Pablo Torre, another panelist on the show
When I cross my eyes, I can see your point more clearly
Breaking bad is how I start every show
I’m holding up my end of this bargin. The Paige guy isn’t
I’m deep in thought, or deep in something
I’m having a space-themed party, but I still have to planet
That pen I borrowed from the bank was off the chain
Texans know how the defenders at the Alamo must have felt
I’m not superstitious on Friday the 13th, but I am a little stitious
I can’t find a release date for Star Wars: Rogue Two
Often, instead of saying “for example”, I’ll say something such as “such as”, for example
What if I told you you read this wrong?
Spelling is
difficoult
challanging
hard
If you see me crying, it’s because of my haircut
Sarcasm is an art. If it was a science, I’d have my PhD.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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