Cowlishaw’s brain has too many tabs open
Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show
Do I have a date for Valentines Day? Yes. February 14th
I’m going to spend Valentines Day with my ex…box one
I only moisturize my hair under one condition
Frank, may the rest of your day be as pleasant as you are
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show
New studio, old panelist
Volume control. I didn’t come with that option
Time is precious. Waste it in a timely manner
Without me it’s just aweso
Fountain of youth jokes never get old
I cirrusly love clouds
We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people
Don’t bring yarn and a needle to a battle of wits, Pablo
Note: Pablo = Pablo Torre, another panelist on the show
When I cross my eyes, I can see your point more clearly
Breaking bad is how I start every show
I’m holding up my end of this bargin. The Paige guy isn’t
I’m deep in thought, or deep in something
I’m having a space-themed party, but I still have to planet
That pen I borrowed from the bank was off the chain
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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