Woody’s Chalkboards

I only moisturize my hair under one condition

Frank, may the rest of your day be as pleasant as you are

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

New studio, old panelist

Volume control. I didn’t come with that option

Time is precious. Waste it in a timely manner

Without me it’s just aweso

Fountain of youth jokes never get old

I cirrusly love clouds

We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people

Don’t bring yarn and a needle to a battle of wits, Pablo

Note: Pablo = Pablo Torre, another panelist on the show

When I cross my eyes, I can see your point more clearly

Breaking bad is how I start every show

I’m holding up my end of this bargin. The Paige guy isn’t

I’m deep in thought, or deep in something

I’m having a space-themed party, but I still have to planet

That pen I borrowed from the bank was off the chain

Texans know how the defenders at the Alamo must have felt

I’m not superstitious on Friday the 13th, but I am a little stitious

I can’t find a release date for Star Wars: Rogue Two

Often, instead of saying “for example”, I’ll say something such as “such as”, for example

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