Jellyfish survived millions of years with no brains. There is hope for Frank.
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show
Being cremated is my last chance for a smoking hot body
If you can’t laugh at yourself, let me do it
I’ve had a busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide
Here I am!
What are your other two wishes?
To quote Macbeth
Act II, Scene I,
Line 587:
“Shut up!”
I came,
I spoke,
I got muted
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge
Change is good, but ones are better
‘Be yourself’ can be the worst advice you can give to some people
I can change a red stoplight to green just by staring at it
Surely, not everyone was kung-fu fighting
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on
Stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancies
Sometimes I use words I don’t understand, so I can sound more photosynthesis
Never trust someone that is directing traffic in a hospital gown
I
bonded with
James Bond
I
outbourned
Jason Bourne
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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