Woody’s Chalkboards

If you’re having second thoughts you’re two ahead of most people.

I tried normal once. Worst three minutes of my life.

I have a dream that one day sailors won’t feel pressured to swear

Hide and seek champion

Note: drawing of big foot [pic]

It’s not difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later

I’m throwing a party for introverts, and no one is coming

I learn from mistakes from the people who take my advice

Excusez mon francais fries

Don’t tell me to do it

Hold onto your seat. I’m about to get real loud

Awesome and handsome both end with ‘me’…coincidence?
Me think not

Make mine an Arnold Palmer

What are those flowers with blue blossoms and yellow centers? I forget.

Calm down. Take a deep breath…and hold it for 20 minutes.

I’m never overwhelmed or underwhelmed. I’m always whelmed.

I’ve been asked to join a think tank…I think not

“I’m sorry” and “My bad” mean the same thing…unless you’re at a funeral

If you think my chalkboards are ridiculous, you should see my life choices

When one door closes, open it again, because that’s how doors work

I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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