What if I told you you read this wrong?
Spelling is
difficoult
challanging
hard
If you see me crying, it’s because of my haircut
Sarcasm is an art. If it was a science, I’d have my PhD.
Christmas
The only time of year where you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks
For a detective, a surprise party is the ultimate insult
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn in the kitchen told me I’m fine
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
Tony has a vested interest in me losing today
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, and he was wearing a vest
If I had a dollar for every time algebra has helped me, I’d have ‘n’ dollars
The plateau is the highest form of flattery
I speak three languages, English, profanity and sarcasm
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand
I’m a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. Some day I’m going to be awesome
It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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