I’m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar
Your stomach dunlapped over your belt
Do you have the dunlap disease?
Mister Rogers didn’t effectively prepare me for the people in my neighborhood
The ATH director has asked me to sit backward. He’s tired of looking at my face.
When nature calls, I let it go to voicemail
Broncos at the White House today. I’m in Tony’s dog house.
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.
I don’t think these new young panelists, or Tim, understand brilliance
Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show
Not only is my short-term memory horrible, but so is my short-term memory
If owning a DSLR camera makes me a photographer, then call me Superman, because I’m wearing red undies
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar
All of these one-liners I come up with and I still don’t have my own sitcom?
Why do dogs run to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s rarely ever for them
My 2020 vision allows me to see four years into the future